Time to Smile

Gentlemen, there is a God. Zhang Ziyi is back on the market, resume praying to your fan shrine. It would appear Vivi Nevo is a bit of an online addict and has been dabbling with the forums. My guess chat roulette and 4chan, gets them every time. While most girlfriends deal with their boyfriends online porn addiction it would appear the lovely Zhang Ziyi had to deal with a cheating bastard as well. (why you white men always gotta mess with our women?!)

Rumors have been surfacing that there had been trouble for a little while. The douche has fallen in love with another forum user. Really? How does that even happen? I mean chatting and exchanging opinions over anime and manga and suddenly you’ve fallen in love? Wow, dude, just wow. I mean if you got addicted to World of Warcraft or something I might forgive you but falling for someone who makes random comments in a forum mostly which involve “FIRST”? Way to fail buddy.

Let it be a lesson learned, money can’t buy you happiness. Let’s hope she falls into the arms of a Asian lover. I’m available BTW.