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Time to Smile

Posted by jtsmyth8 on May 10, 2010

Gentlemen, there is a God. Zhang Ziyi is back on the market, resume praying to your fan shrine. It would appear Vivi Nevo is a bit of an online addict and has been dabbling with the forums. My guess chat roulette and 4chan, gets them every time. While most girlfriends deal with their boyfriends online porn addiction it would appear the lovely Zhang Ziyi had to deal with a cheating bastard as well. (why you white men always gotta mess with our women?!)

Rumors have been surfacing that there had been trouble for a little while. The douche has fallen in love with another forum user. Really? How does that even happen? I mean chatting and exchanging opinions over anime and manga and suddenly you’ve fallen in love? Wow, dude, just wow. I mean if you got addicted to World of Warcraft or something I might forgive you but falling for someone who makes random comments in a forum mostly which involve “FIRST”? Way to fail buddy.

Let it be a lesson learned, money can’t buy you happiness. Let’s hope she falls into the arms of a Asian lover. I’m available BTW.

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She’s Just Practising

Posted by jtsmyth8 on August 29, 2009

Ha! Check out this story. People need to lighten up. AS IF YOU’VE NEVER HAD ONE?! Students plus alcohol will always lead to risque behavior. Remember when you were young?

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Censorship Software Fail!

Posted by jtsmyth8 on June 12, 2009

China’s attempts at implementing a mandatory software censorship program is an utter failure. Linux and Apple users can simply bypass the program altogether since no version exists that is compatible for their platforms. As well the software is very problematic. Popular common sites that are clean are blocked by the program. So far the manufacturer’s website has been bombarded with download request and has been getting timed out. However the lucky 3 million users have managed to download and install the software. Results are inconsistent at best. Some report being able to freely visit pornographic sites while others simply searching for animal cartoons have been blocked and deemed offensive. On top of this the site isn’t even secure. Any aspiring hacker could potentially gain access to the site, install malware, and easily compromise millions of more computers. Looks like China’s attempts at censorship is yet another utter failure.

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I just drink for the calendars

Posted by jtsmyth8 on December 23, 2008

Time to throw out that old calendar. Instead of shelling out for fancy calendar why not pick up some beer and get a sexy calender too? Pick up some Leo beer or Cheers beer. You won’t have to drink too much to make the nude girls look any better. They are all pretty hot to begin with. Might be their last year since the government is giving them shit. I just drink for the calendar.

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Foong Wen Jia: just a regular girl

Posted by jtsmyth8 on September 12, 2008

Check out this video. Make sure you watch the whole thing or at least see the bit at the end “embarrassing moment”. I kid you not I must have laughed so hard my stomach hurt. AH HA! So girls do fart! All silliness aside this is really comforting on a few levels. She’s just a regular girl! (Who happens to be beautiful too!) I’ll try to keep this in mind the next time I approach a hottie at a club.

Come on, be honest. We’ve all been there at one time for another. Gas just builds up sometimes and you happen to be in an awkward location where “letting it go” could be embarrassing. So you try and let up, and release it slowly but OOPS, there you go! You’ve done it, and it was a really loud one! Everybody heard it. No use in pretending it was the guy next to you. Hang your head in shame and quickly leave. Don’t worry someday you will look back and laugh about it.

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