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Time to Smile

Posted by jtsmyth8 on May 10, 2010

Gentlemen, there is a God. Zhang Ziyi is back on the market, resume praying to your fan shrine. It would appear Vivi Nevo is a bit of an online addict and has been dabbling with the forums. My guess chat roulette and 4chan, gets them every time. While most girlfriends deal with their boyfriends online porn addiction it would appear the lovely Zhang Ziyi had to deal with a cheating bastard as well. (why you white men always gotta mess with our women?!)

Rumors have been surfacing that there had been trouble for a little while. The douche has fallen in love with another forum user. Really? How does that even happen? I mean chatting and exchanging opinions over anime and manga and suddenly you’ve fallen in love? Wow, dude, just wow. I mean if you got addicted to World of Warcraft or something I might forgive you but falling for someone who makes random comments in a forum mostly which involve “FIRST”? Way to fail buddy.

Let it be a lesson learned, money can’t buy you happiness. Let’s hope she falls into the arms of a Asian lover. I’m available BTW.


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Zhang Ziyi working on her tan … topless

Posted by jtsmyth8 on January 7, 2009

zhang_ziyi-toplessPictures of Zhang Ziyi. Nothine special right? Working on her tan … more interesting. Topless. Oh yeah! Boyfriend burying his face in her ass … ewww. Gross. Anyways check out the pics here and here. Supposedly there are 80 pictures floating around but I’m not that interested in finding them. She’s not that hot anyways, but I do still like titties (even the small ones). Paparazzi: ninjas with cameras, waiting to profit from your most embarrassing/private moments.

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Zhang Ziyi most beautiful …

Posted by jtsmyth8 on December 20, 2008


A Chinese newspaper has declared Zhang Ziyi the most beautiful person in China. Tony Leung Chiu-wai was ranked number 2. Here’s an older list.

Meh, she’s alright. But who am I to argue with a billion Chinese? I just wish she wasn’t dating that loser white guy. That always bothers me when a hot asian girl ends up on the arm of some white guy.

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